Peter walked into the room and straight into
the middle of a heated argument and seated himself in a position to see both
protagonists, even though he could hear them very well. He had wanted to find
out what made writers tick and it looked like he may have struck gold.
"An actor can become rich
and famous on the back of someone else’s idea. Their creation. It’s parasitic
feeding off others like that."
"Don’t be so naïve,
Richard. If anything it’s more of a symbiosis. The one needs the other as the
vehicle of the story is going to the same place. I agree an original idea is
necessary as without it there is nothing and a good actor can literally breathe
life into a creation."
"Naïve! You have the
effrontery to call me naïve? You’re a pompous and irritating little jerk,"
retorted Richard his face the colour of puce.
Peter thought that Richard was
heading for a heart attack. Is this what writing’s all about?
"There’s no need to be so
obnoxious," David replied, clearly making a huge effort to control his
anger. "They all need each other, but you can’t make something from
nothing."
Richard was apoplectic and the
tension in the room was palpable. His mouth was working, but no sound came out
of it. Or froth.
"You can’t reason or make
an argument so you resort to being offensive," continued David.
"You’re not what I would
describe as clever or creative," Richard observed having recovered some
control. "This sounds to me like you’re trying to make a thesis between
creativity and capitalism." The look on Richard’s face gave the clear
impression that he’d like to do David great harm. "The exploitation of
another’s concept," he went on. "An idea is free, isn’t it? A
well-written story with strong characters has no need for extra life and it
just creates a living for the stunt men and doubles."
"And all on the back of
the writer, I imagine you’re thinking," complained David clearly angered.
"And anyway, what do you mean by free? Of course it’s not free. It’s
someone’s idea and if they choose to sell that idea then that’s entirely up to
them."
David seemed to calm down a
little and after a moment continued: "The shape of words shows that the
detail and the actual letters aren’t important. A coastline of recognisable
cliffs is enough without seeing the detail of every crevice. Thinking big is an
illusion created by the small-minded."
"Small-minded? You’d
better explain that. And make it good," exclaimed Richard with a menacing
tone.
David gave the hint of a smirk
before he said, "Look at the deception caused by the difference in size
between the Earth’s moon and the Sun," he began. "The Sun is over 400
times larger than the moon, but an eclipse of the Sun by the moon creates the
illusion that they are the same size. It’s just that the distance between the
two is 400 times as much as that of the Earth from the moon. It’s coincidental,
but is enough to create the illusion."
"What on Earth are you
talking about?"
"I’m not talking about on
Earth."
"Don’t get cute with me,
you moron."
Peter asked himself how the
significance could be meaningful. He didn’t get it either.
"A small-mind…"
"There you go again. You
are really looking for a good clout." Richard made a move to get up and
David shifted in his chair, but both remained seated.
"You wish! All mouth and
trousers, you are. You resort to insults and name calling, but can’t see the
big picture even when it’s placed in front of you. Or up against something even
bigger. It’s like our local planets and heavenly bodies losing something up in
space. The billions of stars you see is still only our local galaxy. The Milky
Way. And that is just one galaxy of billions."
"I still don’t get your
point," protested Richard.
"Small minds never do.”
With that remark, Richard
launched himself across the room at David, but didn’t strike him. Instead he
just stood in front of him and picked up his nearly full pint beer glass and
then very deliberately poured the contents over his head.
David just laughed with the
beer dripping off his head.
Peter couldn’t decide if this
was a scene from play or reality. Perhaps they were one and the same. Maybe
that’s the creativity part. The challenge. To make the illusion real and it was
certainly that. Peter laughed along with David as the entire group turned to
gaze at him. This stranger in their midst.
"Bloody semantics,"
Richard said giving David a final glare and stormed out of the room. As he
passed Peter, he turned to briefly look at him before his dramatic exit. Stage
left. The group had fallen into a very uncomfortable silence.
Peter was quite shocked as he
contemplated the motivations of writers and realised how close he had come to
being an uninvited character. Was there any reward greater than pure conflict?
© Louis Brothnias, v 2.3
(2010)
Originally entitled “Size Matters”